Megan Fox’s career hasn’t exactly taken off since she abandoned the Transformers franchise — “Jonah Hex” and “Jennifer’s Body” were both huge box office flops, and her latest movie “Passion Play” is being sent straight to the five-dollar DVD bin at your local Wal-Mart. The Daily Mail says:The 24-year-old actress’ movie Passion Play premiered at the Toronto Film Festival in September but is now being released — straight to DVD.After numerous viewers walked out of the screening in Canada last year and critics branded it ‘awful’, a ‘mess’ and ‘an absolute car wreck’, the distributes have apparently cut their losses.Passion Play is about an angel who is under the thumb of a ruthless gangster and is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck.
There’s “wooden,” and there’s “catatonic,” and then there’s Megan Fox. She makes Jessica Simpson look like Meryl fucking Streep.
